A pigeon hit my living room window a short while ago so I went outside to look for a body but there wasn’t one. Then I saw a stunned pigeon hiding out underneath my fuchsia bushes. It is breathing alright, its wings are not bent at weird angles and its eyes are blinking (from what I can see, it is pretty well hidden).
So now I am sitting in the blazing sunshine on my porch to stop the stupid thing from getting eaten by a neighbourhood cat.
Pigeons are daft, it is the circle of life an’all that, but I really dislike cats.
How long do I have to sit here?!
How long do bird brains stay stunned for?!
Am I really prepared to be burnt to a crisp by the deathly sunshine for a stupid pigeon?!
Sigh…Yes I am.
There is a pigeon hiding in there…somewhere 
There it is…
It was worth it…
Although it has not been conclusively proven that this is not a zombie pigeon. I will be keeping a close eye on it.
The Errant Moon 