I have failed. Below is my entire windowsill cress harvest.
Just to put your minds at rest – the remaining massively out of date seeds will be composted and so take their parts in that circle of life malarkey. Someone, whose mouse and keyboard privileges may be revoked soon, has already ordered some more…FREE SALAD!
(Note to self: Use fresher seeds when competing in the Olymipic cress growing event)
The Errant Moon 
It was every thus. The countries with high-tech windowsills sweep the medals.
I think I should demand more effective drug testing for the next event.